Dirty Santa & a Hillary Nutcracker
This year part of my family played a game called Dirty Santa with gifts. It was actually quite fun, and my sister and I had fun duct-taping the heck out of one of the gifts my family put in. It was the first one picked, and much hilarity ensued. My mom, who didn’t know that my sister and I did this, kept apologizing to the picker (she was unaware that we did this as well).
Anyway, when it came time for me to pick (I was lucky number seven), I picked a smallish package and started to open it. Someone was crazy enough to create a Hillary Clinton nutcracker (really – you can get one yourself here). I thought it was rather funny, but kinda useless (clearly, it was a gag gift). However, that got stolen by my Grandpa (which was strongly encouraged by me). I ended up getting a coffee maker out of it, which is pretty useless since I don’t drink coffee, but oh well. My Grandpa certainly enjoyed it though!
